No Life

I'm not sure what this person's name but tell me what you think of this.
Some lawyer is suing a small dry cleaning store.
The reason? They lost his pants.
The amount he is suing for? $54 Million!
He says he is suing them because the didn't live up to the two signs they had on their wall that said "Next Day Service" and "Satisfaction Guaranteed." Give me a break. 54 Million?
Somebody doesn't have a life.
I'm not sure if this is true but somebody said that he was also unemployed. I wonder why?
I think that the dry cleaner should pay him 50 bucks or what ever the pants caost and be done with it. Or they could countersue! He He.
Tell me what you think.